I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes! At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%. Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life. I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children. Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.
