16 Funny scrolling quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

  Commentary:
  When multitasking becomes an Olympic sport, I'm ready 😂📺📱

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I’m not even doomscrolling anymore, I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

  Commentary:
  Not sure if I should get a therapist or a fortune teller at this point! 📱🔮😅

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

  Commentary:
  Totally! Just like drinking coffee to help you nap better ☕📱😅

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

  Commentary:
  🌿👀 "Scrolling with maturity but those eyebrows have a mind of their own" 😅🧐

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

  Commentary:
  That sounds like my daily emotional rollercoaster on social media 🎢🧐💬👀💕

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

  Commentary:
  Trying to find a positive post on the internet these days is like trying to spot a unicorn at a horse show! 🦄📱😅

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic bedtime routine: close eyes, open apps! 😴📱📚

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, I think I just scrolled back to the dinosaur era. 🦖🗓️ #Vintage"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

  Commentary:
  Wow, Twitter should come with a warning label: "Caution! May result in unintentional exercise from vigorous head shaking 🤯💪😂 #TwitterWorkout"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's trying to multitask their way out of a traffic ticket! Just remember, scrolling through memes and driving don't mix as well as peanut butter and jelly – unless you want a side of sirens and a sprinkle of fines!

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