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Funny scrolling quotes

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025
Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Age is just a number... that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025