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Funny scrolling quotes are the perfect scroll-stopping gems to brighten your feed and give your thumbs a workout 😂📱! Whether you’re trapped in an endless scroll or just need a quick laugh break, these witty one-liners will keep the giggles coming 🤪💬. Get ready to LOL, share, and maybe even procrastinate a little longer with the funniest scroll-worthy moments out there! 🎉📲 #ScrollAndSmile

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Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

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Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

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Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

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I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

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