Funny scrolling quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

  Commentary:
  Wow, Twitter should come with a warning label: "Caution! May result in unintentional exercise from vigorous head shaking 🤯💪😂 #TwitterWorkout"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's trying to multitask their way out of a traffic ticket! Just remember, scrolling through memes and driving don't mix as well as peanut butter and jelly – unless you want a side of sirens and a sprinkle of fines!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the joys of reaching your 50s 🎉 – where "losing your phone while scrolling on your phone" becomes a daily sport! 📱🔄 Just another case of the classic #AgeVsTech battle that never fails to amuse. Can't wait for the next level where we try to call our phone to find it! 🤣 #TechStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the algorithm of snacking supremacy! 🍿📱 It seems like your snack breaks are the secret sauce behind your digital mastery. Who knew that pausing for a treat could lead to world-changing algorithms? Keep scrolling, snacking, and innovating! 🚀 #SnackPoweredAlgorithm

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

  Commentary:
  "Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to. 🧓📜 Who knew getting older also meant building up your scrolling finger muscles? 💪👴 #AgeIsJustANumber"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've hit the jackpot of… nothingness! 🤷‍♂️ Keep on scrolling, folks, because apparently, we've reached the black hole of content creation where the content has vanished into thin air! 😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're going to have to add 'dodging silent electric cars' to our list of life skills! 🚶‍♂️🚗⚡️ Who knew a leisurely stroll could turn into a game of real-life Frogger? 🐸😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the struggle of aging in the digital age! 😅 Navigating online forms becomes a full-on endurance race, complete with a mandatory pit stop for a power nap. 💤 Who knew that entering your birth year could feel like running a marathon? 🏃‍♂️ Don't worry, you're not alone in this hilarious hurdle of maturity!"

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