24 Funny scrolling quotes

• The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

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  3 hours ago

  distraction, humor, media, procrastination, scroll, scrolling, social, social media, technology, time, year

• I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

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  2 weeks ago

  child, children, ed, family, humor, husband, multitasking, opinion, parenting, phone, pregnancy, run, scrolling, sex, sex ed, should, strong, taught, third, through, weeks, while, wild, woman

• Scrolling should count as cardio.

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  2 months ago

  activity, cardio, count, exercise, fitness, humor, joke, scrolling, should, workout

• My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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  2 months ago

  background, background noise, entertainment, hobby, humor, i, multitasking, noise, phone, scroll, scrolling, TV, using, while

• If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, distraction, feeling, geopolitics, global, humor, information, internet, little, media, much, phone, relief, remember, scroll, scrolling, smartphone, spend, state, stress, stress relief, time

• Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, digital, digital behavior, feed, humor, judging, mature, maturity, media, non-judgmental, person, scrolling, social, social media

• Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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  2 months ago

  bad, beautiful, cyberbullying, digital, digital life, good, humor, interaction, life, media, nothing, online, online interaction, scrolling, self-esteem, social, social media, take, woman

• I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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  2 months ago

  digital, doomscrolling, even, humor, internet, irony, just, negativity, regular, satire, scrolling

• Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, bed, bedtime, digital, digital addiction, exhausted, exhaustion, fatigue, hours, humor, i, just, late, late night, next, night, phone, phone scrolling, procrastination, relatable, relaxation, scroll, scrolling, sometimes

• The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

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  2 months ago

  age, birth, birth year, born, digital, digital age, getting, humor, i, little, nostalgia, scrolling, technology, thing, year

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