Sometimes Iβm just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, the classic bedtime routine: close eyes, open apps! π΄π±π Related funny posts π€ Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone. Iβm really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight. Sometimes, when I need a really good nightβs sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in. I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.” The worst is when itβs too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.