Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

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When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

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I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

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She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

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Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.