My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When multitasking becomes an Olympic sport, I'm ready ππΊπ± Related funny posts π€ I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.” Welcome to your 50βs, youβll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone. I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance. My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch. I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.