Scrolling should count as cardio. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Burning calories one scroll at a time! 🏋️♀️📱😂 Related funny posts 🤝 If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout. I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size. I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat. I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here. I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.