I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

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I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

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Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

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The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

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Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

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My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.