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Witty text about modern life humorously lamenting doomscrolling and pessimism.

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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Trying to find a positive post on the internet these days is like trying to spot a unicorn at a horse show! 🦄📱😅

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged digital, doomscrolling, even, humor, internet, irony, just, negativity, regular, satire, scrolling on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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