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77 Funny spending quotes

Funny spending quotes 💸 bring a smile to the face of every shopaholic and penny-pincher alike! They capture the hilariously relatable moments of retail therapy and budget blunders 😂. Whether you’re splurging on shoes or saving for a rainy day, these witty gems remind us that money matters don’t always have to be so serious 🤑. Dive into a world where humor meets expense reports, and let’s laugh at our spending habits together!

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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