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Living life like a financial funambulist! 🤹♂️💸😅
96 Funny spending quotes
Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.
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When I go out, the only thing that turns into a pumpkin is my bank account! 🎃💸
Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.
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After a 6-hour research session, we're officially qualified judges… of absolutely nothing! 👩⚖️🤷♀️🕵️♂️
“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”
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Relatable! My bank account hides under the bed whenever I grab my keys or open my laptop! 💸😅🚪🖥️
I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.
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"Totally saving money… unless we're spending it on epic weekend adventures! 🌞💸😂"
Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.
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Just imagine the dramatic pause before deciding if the ice cream is worth it 🍦💸🛒
“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.
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Living that "dine in designer" lifestyle! 😎🍔👗
The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).
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When the clock strikes midnight, my inner Cinderella trades the glass slipper for a credit card 💳🕛💸
Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.
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Procrastination: the only thing writers do on schedule! 📚✍️😅
Women don’t like me, so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket.
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Investing in a jacket like it's the stock market of love! 💸🧥😂