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Time to trade my 9-5 for a future where I'm known as the legendary couch potato 🛋️✨ #Priorities
96 Funny spending quotes
Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.
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Relatable trauma: my wallet and taste buds filing a joint complaint 🍽️💸😫
I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.
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Sounds like my credit card had more adventures than I did this year! 💸😂
I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.
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When I realize I was both the victim AND the suspect in my own financial mystery… 🕵️♂️💸😂
So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.
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Looks like my bank account's in stealth mode for the holidays! 🎅💸😂
I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.
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When your bank account endorses financial fasting for the holidays 😅💸🕯️
The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.
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When your salad has more frequent flyer miles than you do 🥗💸✈️
It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.
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When you realize your road trip snack stash could fund a sugar factory 🍭🍫🍪🚗
In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.
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Finally, a financial plan I can stick to: invest heavily in catnip and cuddles! 🐱💰😸
Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.
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All aboard the AI Express! We'd have trains so smart, they'd start offering career advice. 🚂🤖💰