Commentary:
When the clock strikes midnight, my inner Cinderella trades the glass slipper for a credit card 💳🕛💸
99 Funny spending quotes
Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.
Commentary:
Procrastination: the only thing writers do on schedule! 📚✍️😅
Women don’t like me, so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket.
Commentary:
Investing in a jacket like it's the stock market of love! 💸🧥😂
There hasn’t been a single person in human history that was remembered for spending their life working a 9-5 job.
Commentary:
Time to trade my 9-5 for a future where I'm known as the legendary couch potato 🛋️✨ #Priorities
Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.
Commentary:
Relatable trauma: my wallet and taste buds filing a joint complaint 🍽️💸😫
I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.
Commentary:
Sounds like my credit card had more adventures than I did this year! 💸😂
I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.
Commentary:
When I realize I was both the victim AND the suspect in my own financial mystery… 🕵️♂️💸😂
So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.
Commentary:
Looks like my bank account's in stealth mode for the holidays! 🎅💸😂
I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.
Commentary:
When your bank account endorses financial fasting for the holidays 😅💸🕯️
The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.
Commentary:
When your salad has more frequent flyer miles than you do 🥗💸✈️