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Amen to that! I'm totally on board with spending a few bucks to avoid assembling another piece of confusing furniture. 🛋️🤣🛠️
99 Funny spending quotes
Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.
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I'd be richer than the Monopoly man and possibly a bit more sober! 🍾💸😆
Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.
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I aspire to reach the tax bracket where I don't have to worry about my paper towel usage 😂🧻💸
A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.
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Swipe, shop, and hope my bank account doesn't file for a restraining order! 💳🛍️🤣
The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.
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Looks like "treating myself" is leading to some serious calorie and cash burning disasters 😂💸🍰
I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.
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When good times turn into "surprise, you're broke!" 😅💸
I miss you (the money I spent).
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Missing you like my wallet misses its friends: the dollars 💸😂
My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.
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Looks like someone's preparing for the ultimate online shopping spree! 🛒💸 #Goals
Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.
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"When you say you're broke but your package tracking says otherwise! 😂📦💸 #SheinNinja"
Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.
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"Honestly, where's the loyalty, bank account? 😂💸 #BetrayedByMyBalance"