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Swipe, shop, and hope my bank account doesn't file for a restraining order! 💳🛍️🤣
96 Funny spending quotes
The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.
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Looks like "treating myself" is leading to some serious calorie and cash burning disasters 😂💸🍰
I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.
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When good times turn into "surprise, you're broke!" 😅💸
I miss you (the money I spent).
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Missing you like my wallet misses its friends: the dollars 💸😂
My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.
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Looks like someone's preparing for the ultimate online shopping spree! 🛒💸 #Goals
Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.
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"When you say you're broke but your package tracking says otherwise! 😂📦💸 #SheinNinja"
Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.
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"Honestly, where's the loyalty, bank account? 😂💸 #BetrayedByMyBalance"
I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.
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"Looks like my wallet is on a permanent diet! 🤑💸 #YOLOgonewrong"
Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.
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"Me: A walking dictionary, but with Wi-Fi! 😂📚🔍 #WordNinja"
Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.
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"Who knew Mother Nature's WiFi was this strong? 🌿😂 #GrassTherapy"