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Funny stress quotes add a lighthearted twist to life’s pressures! πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚ From witty remarks about feeling overwhelmed to playful takes on managing everyday stress, these quotes capture the humor in navigating life’s challenges. Enjoy a laugh and find some relief through a little humor! πŸ˜„πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈ

I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

3 months ago

I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

3 months ago

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

3 months ago

Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

3 months ago

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

3 months ago

This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

3 months ago

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

3 months ago

I need a massage for my brain.

3 months ago

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

3 months ago

It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

3 months ago

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

3 months ago

No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

3 months ago

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

3 months ago

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

3 months ago

Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

3 months ago

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

3 months ago

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

3 months ago

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

3 months ago

My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

3 months ago

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

3 months ago