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Sounds like a solid game plan: step 1 – panic, step 2 – genius mode activated! 🧠😂🔥
215 Funny stress quotes
Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.
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Why do battles always happen at bedtime? 🛌💥🧠🤯
My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.
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Sounds like your heart's on a permanent staycation! 🏖️💖🤯
It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
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Time to upgrade my anxiety wardrobe with some festive flair! 🎄😅✨
“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.
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Sounds like a full-body workout! 🏋️♂️😱 Maybe next you'll get into calm-collecting! 😂🧘♀️
Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.
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Finally figured out adulting: staying blissfully unaware and always having pizza ready! 🍕🤯
I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.
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Looks like my 'get it together' plan is still under construction 🚧🛠️ Stress level: expert, productivity level: potato 🥔
Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.
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Who knew FaceTime was the new OpenTable? 🍽️📞😅
Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.
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I must have hired my dog as a full-time stress consultant 😂🐶💼
I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.
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When giggle season gets interrupted by bill weather 🌦️💸😂