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Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

May 27, 2026

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

May 27, 2026

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

May 27, 2026

Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

May 27, 2026

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

May 27, 2026

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

May 27, 2026

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

May 27, 2026

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

May 27, 2026

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

May 27, 2026

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

May 27, 2026

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

May 27, 2026

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

May 27, 2026

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

May 26, 2026

When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

May 26, 2026

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

May 26, 2026

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

May 26, 2026

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

May 26, 2026

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

May 26, 2026

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

May 26, 2026

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

May 26, 2026

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

May 26, 2026

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

May 26, 2026

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

May 26, 2026

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

May 26, 2026

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

May 26, 2026

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

May 26, 2026

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

May 26, 2026

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

May 26, 2026

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

May 26, 2026

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

May 26, 2026

Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

May 26, 2026

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

May 26, 2026

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

May 26, 2026

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

May 26, 2026

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

May 26, 2026

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

May 26, 2026

Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

May 26, 2026

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

May 26, 2026

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

May 26, 2026

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

May 26, 2026