You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Commentary:
“Oh, when you and yourself can’t seem to agree on anything, you know it’s stress o’clock! 🤯🙄 Hang in there, self, we’ll get through this together! 💪😂”

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