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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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"🐶🚽 When life gets ruff, remember: channel your inner dog! If that stressful situation isn't food or a toy, just pee on it and strut away like a boss. #LifeAdvice #DoggoneGenius"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, coping, dog, eat, handle, humor, just, pee, play, situation, stress, walk on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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