Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"🐶🚽 When life gets ruff, remember: channel your inner dog! If that stressful situation isn't food or a toy, just pee on it and strut away like a boss. #LifeAdvice #DoggoneGenius" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”? I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.
