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If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Going viral on Messenger:

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

Reported on Discord:

I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

Shared recently on Slack:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

Trending via TikTok:

Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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137 Funny stress quotes

Funny stress quotes add a lighthearted twist to life’s pressures! 😅😂 From witty remarks about feeling overwhelmed to playful takes on managing everyday stress, these quotes capture the humor in navigating life’s challenges. Enjoy a laugh and find some relief through a little humor! 😄🧘‍♂️

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4 hours ago
Share →: If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Commentary:
Totally! Just like drinking coffee to help you nap better ☕📱😅
24 hours ago
Share →: Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

Commentary:
Looks like caffeine has met its match—initiating survival cardio mode! ☕️🏃‍♂️💀
2 days ago
Share →: When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

Commentary:
Guess I’ll have to start practicing my bat skills, because daylight is getting way too expensive! 🦇💡😅
3 days ago
Share →: Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

Commentary:
The real struggle is deciding whether to become a professional napper or a full-time snack enthusiast 🤔🛌🍟
3 days ago
Share →: Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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Taking a casual stroll around the world for some me-time is totally relatable 🌍🚶‍♂️😅 Just don't forget your passport next time!
3 days ago
Share →: Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Commentary:
Just what we need, a T-Rex trying to swipe right on our problems 🦖📱😂
4 days ago
Share →: Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

Commentary:
Just tried, but my life settings menu glitched and only offers "Insane Mode"! 🎮😅✨
4 days ago
Share →: Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Commentary:
When you realize ASAP doesn’t actually mean "As Soon As Panic" 😂🕒💨
4 days ago
Share →: First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Commentary:
Ah, love: nature’s way of keeping therapists employed 😂🦋🛋️
4 days ago
Share →: Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Commentary:
Guess I need to find a new hobby that won't involve dodgeball training 😂👉⚠️

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Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Just shared via TikTok:

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Live now on Twitch:

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

Making waves on X:

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Just shared via Instagram:

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

Shared recently on Twitch:

When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

Going viral on YouTube:

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

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