Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

Commentary:
“Looks like Mom’s handwriting is the real-life equivalent of hieroglyphics 😅 Better hope the teacher has a decoder ring handy! 📝 #ParentingProblems #HandwritingHorror”

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