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3 months ago
Share →: “You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fine line between love and stalking – it's all about perspective, really! 🕵️‍♀️🤷‍♂️ Who knew gathering intel on your future spouse could be frowned upon? 😂#RelationshipGoals #StalkerInLove"
4 months ago
Share →: Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Commentary:
Oh, sure, because we all know the most profound life lessons are learned from an anvil falling on someone's head and a bird outsmarting a coyote! 🐦🎩 Looks like this dad is really onto something, teaching his kids the important values of high-speed chases and explosive pranks! 😂 #ParentingGoals
5 months ago
Share →: She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Commentary:
Well, we all have our unique gift preferences, right? 💐🔮 Who needs roses when you can summon ancient spirits instead? 🌚 Next time you're shopping for a gift, remember: it's all fun and games until the mummy wakes up! 😂🌹 #AncientCurseGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of spiral-manity! 🌀🤷‍♂️ When chaos reigns and requests fly left, right, and center, it's every man for himself! Just hold on tight, folks, and hope for the best amidst this whirlwind of demands! 🤯🎢 #LifeInASpiral
5 months ago
Share →: If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those meme-criminals! 🕵️‍♂️💻 Arresting people for jokes? Sounds like a job for the Pun Police! 🚨👮‍♂️ Remember, humor is not a crime… unless it's dad jokes. Then maybe it should be 🤣 #FreeTheMemes"
5 months ago
Share →: Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is really trying to get on Santa's 'nice' list this year 😏🎅 Who knew that cookies weren't the only thing on the menu! 🍪🎁 #SantasGotOptions"
5 months ago
Share →: I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

Commentary:
"Who needs serving size suggestions when you've got an appetite as ambitious as yours? 🍽️😂 Embrace your inner foodie and live life larger than a suggested scoop of ice cream! 🍦🙌 #EatWithGusto"
6 months ago
Share →: Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

Commentary:
"Talking to myself is like having a meeting with the smartest person I know 🧠💬…even if they do tend to disagree with me a lot! 🤣 #BrainstormingSolo"
6 months ago
Share →: Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Commentary:
"Looks like being attractive has its downside too! 🙄 Just remember, you're not obligated to grant their wish 😉 #TrueBeautyProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

Commentary:
🐰🕳️ "Attention all wanderers! This is your last call before I disappear down the rabbit hole. 💫 Whether it's curiosity or chaos you seek, act fast or forever hold your curiosity! 🌀🎩"