Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.