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If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

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When she asked for the moon, I gave her a moon pie instead. Close enough, right? 🌝🥧

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged desire, gift, humor, moon, relationship, romantic, wants on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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