Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess my tweets are now considered "professional development" material ππ #HRGoals Related funny posts π€ Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. Youβre not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff? Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly. Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet. They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will. Using Twitter as a semi-vague posting journal for memory purposes.