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When she asked for the moon, I gave her a moon pie instead. Close enough, right? 🌝🥧
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Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?
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I'm launching a search party for responsible grown-ups—by any chance, do cats qualify? 🐱☕️😅
I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?
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Trying to protect the world from unexpected guests, one wrong turn at a time! 😂🗺️🔄
Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.
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Guess my tweets are now considered "professional development" material 😂📈 #HRGoals
Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.
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Apple juice: the introverted cousin at the fruit cocktail party 🍎🍹😄
Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette.
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That's one way to ensure the baby stays up all night perfecting its poker face!
Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.
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When I said I wanted more notifications in my life, I meant pizza delivery updates, not “Check out our new blog post!” 🍕🔔😂
“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.
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Napping: my second favorite thing to do in bed! 😴😂
Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.
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Trusting Big Pharma is like thinking the house at Vegas is rooting for your jackpot 🎰💊😆
The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.
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When A.I. becomes too smart, it's like a teen who just discovered sleep: suddenly, it has nothing on its to-do list. 🤖😴📝