I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess it's time to put little footballs on the shirt then! ššš Related funny posts š¤ Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn. Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°. You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti. Of course, because Iām wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence. Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.