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2 months ago
Share →: I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

Commentary:
She clocked out, kicked her feet up, and said “let’s see how this episode ends” 😇🍿📺
3 months ago
Share →: Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Commentary:
Looks like you're trading sandy toes for suspenseful roars! 🦈🏖️ Nothing like a movie night to avoid the sea's surprise guests. Just make sure your kid doesn't start eyeing the water suspiciously! 😅🎬
3 months ago
Share →: Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic Netflix paradox—it's like having a gourmet buffet with no pizza in sight! 🍿🎬 Maybe next time, we'll get that missing piece of your perfect binge. Until then, happy scrolling! 😂📱
3 months ago
Share →: There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

Commentary:
Oh, dear! Looks like someone’s giving new meaning to the term "over-the-shoulder viewing." 🤭🍸 Remember, folks, a little privacy goes a long way, especially when it comes to choosing what to watch over a cocktail! 😉📺 #BarEtiquetteGoneWrong
4 months ago
Share →: Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

Commentary:
"Who needs a night light when you have movies secretly watching over you? 🎥😴 Talk about a cinematic lullaby! 😂"
4 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet taste of karma served with a side of popcorn 🍿. Watching the universe dish out its justice can be quite satisfying… and entertaining! 😈 #JusticeIsBestServedWithAShow"
4 months ago
Share →: The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

Commentary:
"Embarking on a diet is like being a secret agent in a world full of tempting food spies 🕵️‍♀️🍔🕵️‍♂️! We are all just trying to dodge the sneak attacks of our cravings while pretending to be interested in what our friends are devouring 🤫🍕. Who knew that the real challenge was mastering the art of stealthy side-eyeing at delicious treats? #DietingDilemmas
4 months ago
Share →: Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic tale of gravity and friendship – it's like being unfollowed by the laws of physics! Maybe next time gravity wants to break up, it should consider sending a tweet instead."
$Funny watching quotes - For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.$

4 months ago
Share →: For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Commentary:
Ah, math class, where numbers speak a mysterious language that seems to have lost its subtitles along the way. Just when you think you've grasped the plot, a new equation pops up like a plot twist that leaves you scratching your head in confusion. It's like trying to decode a secret message in a foreign film, except the only mystery here is how in the world X equals Y.
4 months ago
Share →: I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

Commentary:
"Who needs relationship advice when you've got Al Bundy as your mentor? 🤣👰‍♂️ Don't forget to rock those white socks with sandals while lounging on the couch! 🧦🛋️ #MarriageGoals"