Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Totally agree! News-free days are my version of a spa treatment for the soul 🧖♂️📺❌ Related funny posts 🤝 Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat. Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs. My favorite body lotion is Voltaren. Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved. “Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.