That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic ‘stare while I chew’ move. It’s like they’ve never seen a mesmerizing performance of mastication before! 👀🍴 #EatingIsSeriousBusiness”

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