I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

Commentary:
"I've watched so much 'Law and Order' that my remote control is now a key suspect! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“บ"