Funny quotes works

15 Funny works quotes

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

2 months ago

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

2 months ago

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

2 months ago

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

3 months ago

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

3 months ago

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

3 months ago

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

3 months ago

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

3 months ago

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

3 months ago

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

3 months ago

I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

3 months ago

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

3 months ago

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

3 months ago

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

3 months ago

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

3 months ago