21 Funny works quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

  Commentary:
  Trying the classic "turn it off and on again" even in life-or-death scenarios! 😂🔌✨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone missed the memo on turning rebellion into a profitable side hustle! 💼💸😆

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

  Commentary:
  "Paying the bills so my dog can live like royalty. Who's the real boss here? 😂🐾👑"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

  Commentary:
  "When life's mysteries meet my apathy squad: Problem solved! 🤷‍♂️😂✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

  Commentary:
  "Turning 30: when your taste buds schedule a surprise party with sauerkraut as the guest of honor! 🥳🥬😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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  Commentary:
  "Shhh, trying to learn the rules of baseball over here! 🤫⚾️📚😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

  Commentary:
  Just call it quality control testing! 😂👌 Who needs a fitness tracker when you've got a couch to confirm your dedication to relaxation? 🛋️💪 #CouchPotatoGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

  Commentary:
  "Another productive day in the life of a couch tester! 🪑💼 Just making sure that seat cushion technology is up to par. Keep up the good work, couch potato! 🥔🛋️ #ProfessionalLounger"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your phone and its charger are in a classic "will they, won't they" relationship, with more drama than a reality TV show! 📱🔌 One day they're all charged up and happy, the next it's like they can't stand each other. Just remember, communication is key in any relationship – especially when it involves power struggles! 💔⚡️ #RelationshipGoals? #ChargerDrama

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

  Commentary:
  🎅🏼🎁📆 "Santa: the ultimate part-time worker and full-time judge. Must be nice to only work one day a year and spend the rest making his list and checking it twice! 😂📝 #SantaClausIsComingToTown"

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