36 Funny works quotes

• Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

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  5 days ago

  both, conflict, costner, dance, dancing, humor, i, inner, inner conflict, inside, Kevin, Kevin Costner, know, wolf, works

• Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

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  2 weeks ago

  every, hire, humor, insurance, knows, marriage, personality, relationship, someone, works

• I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

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  4 weeks ago

  am, buying, care, happier, happiness, i, love, me, much, myself, peace, retail, retail therapy, self, self-care, shopping, therapy, things, works

• Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

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  4 weeks ago

  humor, intelligence, IQ, only, psychology, therapist, therapy, works

• “I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

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  1 month ago

  attempt, decision making, going, humor, mindset, problem, self-reflection, situation, thinking, try, underthinking, works

• I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

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  1 month ago

  checkbox, found, frustration, humor, login, me, memory, never, nothing, remember, technology, works

• Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

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  1 month ago

  anger, angry, bait, before, frustration, humor, i, me, mood, rage, rage bait, reaction, read, works

• By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

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  1 month ago

  30, addiction, advice, age, age 30, guessing, home, humor, life, life advice, lifestyle, routine, second, settled, should, work, works

• Not today, Satan, but next week works.

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  1 month ago

  delay, devil, humor, next, procrastination, refusal, sarcasm, Satan, scheduling, today, week, works

• If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

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  1 month ago

  back, dark, dark humor, ever, humor, joke, life, life support, me, medical, medical humor, plug, resilience, sarcasm, support, unplug, works

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