31 Funny works quotes — Wordgag ツ

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

4 days ago4 days ago

Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

5 days ago5 days ago

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

5 days ago5 days ago

I really can’t wait until it all works out.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

2 months ago2 months ago

“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

2 months ago2 months ago

Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

2 months ago2 months ago

By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

2 months ago2 months ago

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

2 months ago2 months ago

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

2 months ago2 months ago

Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

2 months ago2 months ago

Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

3 months ago3 months ago

I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

3 months ago3 months ago

Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

3 months ago3 months ago

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

6 months ago6 months ago

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

Feb 25, 2025

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

Feb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Jan 28, 2025