Not today, Satan, but next week works. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds good, SatanβI'll pencil you in for next Tuesday! π ππ Related funny posts π€ Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.” Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break. Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed? People are always saying βnot today, Satanβ but what if we just hear him out. Satan: βIβd tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and donβt wanna see you everyday.β