Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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Wake me when AI does housework.

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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

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I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

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Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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But that was my emotional support daylight.

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A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.