90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Worrying: the ultimate guarantee plan that's 90% effective! π π§ π Related funny posts π€ 90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working. The peace of not knowing. I keep my mind active by worrying. Worrying is just worshipping the problem. Sometimes I donβt worry about things at all and other times I am awake.