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- Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?
- Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.
- The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.
- I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.
- I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.
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- Be nice today, the world is on fire.
- The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.
- I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.
- Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.
- This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.
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