121 Funny world quotes

• If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

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  busy, chatting, distraction, humor, ignoring, internet, laughing, me, meme, memes, online, self-care, therapy, world

• Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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  Halloween, humor, nature, spooky, spooky thing, spooky vibe, thing, vibe, wish, woods, world

• Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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  alien, alien invasion, apocalypse, before, climate, crisis, die, disaster, end, end of world, extraterrestrial, global, global climate crisis, humor, invasion, irony, little, nuclear, nuclear war, sci-fi, survival, treat, war, world

• I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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  attitude, dark, dark humor, here, humor, irony, joy, just, little, mood, optimism, positivity, resilience, spread, trying, while, world, wrong

• Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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  apocalypse, comedy, crisis, fashion, humor, i, joke, sarcasm, satire, should, war, wear, wonder, world

• Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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  conflict, dessert, fighting, fun, humor, incentive, motivation, peace, stop, world

• First World War. Kind of nervous.

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  first world war, history, humor, joke, kind, nervous, war, world

• Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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  around, carefree, ease, excuse, humor, humorous, humorous excuse, i, imagination, late, lateness, mind, relaxation, relief, sorry, stress, stress relief, travel, troubled, walk, wandering, world

• Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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  back, break, crash, detox, digital, digital detox, life, media, needs, online, online life, perspective, reality, social, social media, social media break, social media detox, virtual, virtual world, world, year

• I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

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  artificial, artificial intelligence, comedy, folly, genuine, human, human folly, humor, i, intelligence, next, prediction, satire, stupidity, technology, war, world

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