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76 Funny world quotes

Funny world quotes offer a humorous perspective on our global experiences and the quirks of life on Earth! 🌍😂 From witty observations about international cultures to playful takes on world events, these quotes capture the lighter side of our diverse planet. Enjoy a laugh as you explore the fun side of the world! 😄🌎

4 months ago
View →: I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.
4 months ago
View →: If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.
4 months ago
View →: Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.
4 months ago
View →: I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.
4 months ago
View →: I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.
4 months ago
View →: Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?
4 months ago
View →: 1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.
4 months ago
View →: Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.
4 months ago
View →: I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.
4 months ago
View →: Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.
4 months ago
View →: I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.
4 months ago
View →: Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.
4 months ago
View →: If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.
4 months ago
View →: Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?
4 months ago
View →: No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.
4 months ago
View →: There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.
4 months ago
View →: The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.
4 months ago
View →: The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.
4 months ago
View →: Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.
4 months ago
View →: The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.
5 months ago
View →: How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?
5 months ago
View →: A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.
5 months ago
View →: Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.
5 months ago
View →: Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”
5 months ago
View →: This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.
5 months ago
View →: The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.
5 months ago
View →: When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.
5 months ago
View →: Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?
5 months ago
View →: Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!
5 months ago
View →: The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

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