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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Feb 1, 2026

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

Feb 1, 2026

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

Jan 31, 2026

The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

Jan 31, 2026

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

Jan 31, 2026

I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

Jan 31, 2026

Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

Jan 31, 2026

Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

Jan 31, 2026

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Jan 31, 2026

Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

Jan 31, 2026

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

Jan 31, 2026

What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

Jan 31, 2026

Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

Jan 31, 2026

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

Jan 31, 2026

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

Jan 31, 2026

Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

Jan 31, 2026

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

Jan 31, 2026

I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

Jan 31, 2026

Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Jan 31, 2026

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Jan 30, 2026

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

Jan 30, 2026

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Jan 30, 2026

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Jan 30, 2026

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

Jan 30, 2026

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Jan 30, 2026

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

Jan 30, 2026

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Jan 30, 2026

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Jan 30, 2026

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Jan 29, 2026

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

Jan 29, 2026

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Jan 29, 2026

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

Jan 29, 2026

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Jan 29, 2026

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Jan 29, 2026

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

Jan 29, 2026

I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Jan 29, 2026

I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

Jan 29, 2026

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Jan 29, 2026

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Jan 29, 2026

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

Jan 29, 2026