The world is my ostrich, or whatever. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When life hands you an ostrich, just remember: it can't fly away with your dreams! 🦩✨" Related funny posts 🤝 All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands. If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport. Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on. Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands! You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.