Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Commentary:
“Trying to maintain sanity in a world gone mad? Just remember, it’s all about gracefully tiptoeing on the fine line between genius and madness! 🤪✨ #insanelygraceful”

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