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Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

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"๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿคฃ Can you picture the world united in the noble quest of getting you a magnificent castle? ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿค Who knew that a fairytale dream of luxury could be the ultimate peacekeeper! ๐Ÿฐโœจ #CastleForAll #WorldUnityGoals"



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