Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house. Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Spiders out here living their best eight-legged lives, yet they still choose to crash at your place like distant relatives who never got the invite memo 🕸️🏠 #HouseCrashers" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home. You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds. Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders. Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.
