Trendy Funny Quotes

  • “Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.
  • “This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?
  • Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.
  • Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.
  • Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.