Commentary:
When the zombie apocalypse hits, I'm gonna look back and say, "Well, at least I had a great jawline…" 🧟♀️📸🤣
62 Funny girls quotes
How are cows and chickens not extinct? We eat them girls like bags of chips.
Commentary:
Cows and chickens must have secret ninja skills to keep dodging extinction while we're munching away like it's snack time! 🐄🐔🍟
Kiss her in the middle of an argument. Girls love that. They think they’re in a Korean drama.
Commentary:
That sounds like a great way to turn a fiery debate into a romantic comedy 🤣💋📺
Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…
Commentary:
Being self-declared "nice" is like adding "world's best musician" to your own playlist 🎶😅😜
Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.
Commentary:
🤔😆 Navigating this is like handling a live grenade that needs a hug! 💥👐
Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.
Commentary:
Spice up your life: When friendship goals include discovering who zig-a-zig-ah'd into who’s heart! 🌶️❤️🎤
There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.
Commentary:
Sounds like those TV shows come with an exclusive membership to the 'Confusion Club'! 📺🤔🛑
Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.
Commentary:
When she’s got you spinning like you're the nucleus of a high school chemistry project 😂🔬💫
Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.
Commentary:
Guess the hot chocolate won the battle against 'snowkini' season! 🍫❄️👙
Polish girls are just winter Latinas.
Commentary:
Like snowflakes with salsa moves! ❄️💃🇵🇱