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That sounds like a great way to turn a fiery debate into a romantic comedy 🤣💋📺
60 Funny girls quotes
Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…
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Being self-declared "nice" is like adding "world's best musician" to your own playlist 🎶😅😜
Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.
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🤔😆 Navigating this is like handling a live grenade that needs a hug! 💥👐
Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.
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Spice up your life: When friendship goals include discovering who zig-a-zig-ah'd into who’s heart! 🌶️❤️🎤
There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.
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Sounds like those TV shows come with an exclusive membership to the 'Confusion Club'! 📺🤔🛑
Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.
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When she’s got you spinning like you're the nucleus of a high school chemistry project 😂🔬💫
Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.
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Guess the hot chocolate won the battle against 'snowkini' season! 🍫❄️👙
Polish girls are just winter Latinas.
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Like snowflakes with salsa moves! ❄️💃🇵🇱
If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?
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Ah yes, she’s already running a botanical daycare; adding one more needy creature (me) should be a breeze! 🌿🥴🪴
I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”
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"Botox: when you're not competing with time, just the other Botox club members! 😆💉👵✨"