Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Talk about a chocolate factory malfunction ๐ซ๐ ๐ง Related funny posts ๐ If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, Iโd get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast. Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye. Time is precious, waste it wisely. According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas. I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.