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Looks like the Meta glasses went from "lens to laughs" real quick! 🤓🤣👀
107 Funny got quotes
I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.
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Who needs social media when you can just post your thoughts directly into the universe? 📡🤔🌌
Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.
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When my standards started needing a crane to lift them, I knew it was time for a change! 😂🍹🚫
I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.
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Revenge: because sometimes the best medicine isn’t laughter, it’s a touch of karma! 😏⚖️🎯
You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.
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Why stop there? I'd love a fast forward button too! 😂⏩🔊
They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.
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I can't wait for the bark-mitzvah next! 🎉🐶💥
Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.
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The bullet is now in a witness protection program! 😅🔫🕶️
I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.
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When you've had more 'senior moments' as a kid than your grandparents 😂🧓🎒
If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.
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Cooling seats: Because no one likes their shorts becoming a mini sauna! 🥵❄️🚗
After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.
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Guess even Bigfoot couldn't handle the upgrade 📱👀🦶🌲 #5GProblems