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Hope the food there isn't too punny! 🤪🏥
110 Funny got quotes
Philosophy majors be like, “I got a thought due tomorrow.”
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Deep thoughts and no deadlines, that's the real existential crisis 😂🧠💭
Block you? My life’s amazing, you’ve got to see this.
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Sounds like front-row tickets to the drama show of the year! 🍿🎭📱
One of my friends bought a pair of Meta glasses, so the whole friend group started referring to him as “the pervert,” until he got rid of them.
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Looks like the Meta glasses went from "lens to laughs" real quick! 🤓🤣👀
I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.
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Who needs social media when you can just post your thoughts directly into the universe? 📡🤔🌌
Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.
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When my standards started needing a crane to lift them, I knew it was time for a change! 😂🍹🚫
I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.
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Revenge: because sometimes the best medicine isn’t laughter, it’s a touch of karma! 😏⚖️🎯
You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.
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Why stop there? I'd love a fast forward button too! 😂⏩🔊
They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.
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I can't wait for the bark-mitzvah next! 🎉🐶💥
Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.
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The bullet is now in a witness protection program! 😅🔫🕶️