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When the sirens' song isn't the most annoying thing on the ship 🎶🙉
113 Funny got quotes
People say love is the best feeling, but honestly, finding a bathroom when you’ve got diarrhea might top it.
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When true love's knocking but your stomach is doing the cha-cha, the bathroom is your real soulmate! 🚽💞🤣
I still can’t believe Odysseus’ crew got turned into pigs, saved, and still were like, “Nah, we’re still gonna eat the sacred cattle.”
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Who knew Homer was just writing the first culinary critique—those guys really went whole hog on bad decisions! 🐷🍽️😅
Just got hospitalized for being cringe. They put me in the awk ward.
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Hope the food there isn't too punny! 🤪🏥
Philosophy majors be like, “I got a thought due tomorrow.”
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Deep thoughts and no deadlines, that's the real existential crisis 😂🧠💭
Block you? My life’s amazing, you’ve got to see this.
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Sounds like front-row tickets to the drama show of the year! 🍿🎭📱
One of my friends bought a pair of Meta glasses, so the whole friend group started referring to him as “the pervert,” until he got rid of them.
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Looks like the Meta glasses went from "lens to laughs" real quick! 🤓🤣👀
I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.
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Who needs social media when you can just post your thoughts directly into the universe? 📡🤔🌌
Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.
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When my standards started needing a crane to lift them, I knew it was time for a change! 😂🍹🚫
I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.
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Revenge: because sometimes the best medicine isn’t laughter, it’s a touch of karma! 😏⚖️🎯