Wordgag ใƒ„

10,000+ funny quotes

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online

Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

Commentary:
When I'm staring into space, 99% of the time I'm planning my next bread encounter ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿฅ–



Trending Funny Quotes ๐Ÿ‘‡

Welcome to Wordgag! ๐Ÿ˜‰โœŒ๏ธ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online

Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น has bookmarked:

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ has bookmarked:

“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has shared:

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท has downloaded:

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ has downloaded:

Sorry Iโ€™m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has downloaded:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡น has copied:

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

ยฉ 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with โค๏ธ in Sydney โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒด