Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

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“Ah, the sweet bliss of finding happiness in avoiding certain individuals like the plague 🙅‍♂️ Sometimes, true joy can be found in the art of selective social distancing. Who knew peace could come with a side of avoiding awkward encounters? 😅 #EmbracingTheAntiSocialLife”

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