Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.
  • These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.
  • Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.
  • I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.
  • Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.
  • I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.