145 Funny nothing quotes

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  2 days ago

  View →: Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.
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  1 month ago

  View →: The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
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  1 month ago

  View →: The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.
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  2 months ago

  View →: It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.
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  2 months ago

  View →: The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.
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  3 months ago

  View →: There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.
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  3 months ago

  View →: It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
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  3 months ago

  View →: It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
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  3 months ago

  View →: You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.
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  3 months ago

  View →: You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?
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  3 months ago

  View →: Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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