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Chasing my soulmate with a frying pan, because love should be an adventure! 😹🥳💕
257 Funny nothing quotes
You might be someone’s nothingburger, but you’re my everythingbagel.
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You're the cream cheese to my everything bagel 🥯❤️, and I've never been happier to be a carb lover! 😄
Forever in a rush to get home and do nothing but lie down.
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Rushing home like I'm late for my appointment with the couch 🛋️⏰💨
Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.
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Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy the weekend, here comes Monday creeping in like a ninja! 😅⏳🕵️♂️
There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.
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When a sneeze turns into an impromptu coffee splash art competition! 🎨☕️🤧
Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.
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Wow, who knew my life had so much in common with outer space? 🌠🔥😅
“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.
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When life gives you nothing, just super-size it! 🍔😂
Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.
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"Ah yes, just dropped a 'furthermore' in my email and instantly transformed into a keyboard wizard 🧙♂️✨✍️"
“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.
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When you work so hard to earn boos, applause feels cheap 😆👏 #Goals #RickAndMorty #GoatDoctrine
My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.
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When your mom becomes a silent fruit ninja, you know her love slices through everything 🍎🍌🥝❤️