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Dodging cameras like I'm on a secret spy mission! 🕵️♂️📸🎉
32 Funny avoid quotes
Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.
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Time to switch from "breaking news" to "breaking free" from stress! 😂📰✨
Naps hit different when you’re using them to avoid being alive.
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When your spirit animal is a hibernating bear 😂😴🐻
Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.
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That’s brilliant! I've redefined chilling in my fluffy socks and blanket fort! 🧦🏠❄️
That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.
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When your life's a work in progress but you're still waiting for the patch update 😂🚧 #RelationshipPatchNotes
Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?
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That's some next-level ghost-busting, where you vanish first! 👻✌️✨
Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.
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When you use girl math to ghost someone in the most dramatic way possible 😂📉 #SocialMediaVanish
You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?
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Absolutely, it's like having a solo karaoke night where the only song is "Silence is Golden" 😂🤐🎤
Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“
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"Classic Carl, always ruining a good flight. 😂💀🦗"
To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.
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"So if you need me, you know where to find me… Just kidding, I'll be the one brooding under a desk fort until 5 PM! ⛺️🏔️🤣"