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Saving money for a whole week just to blow it on a single shopping spree — adulting is like winning at tag and then realizing you're still it! 🏃♂️💸😂
34 Funny avoid quotes
Sometimes, when I get emotionally attached to a show, I don’t watch the last episode so it doesn’t end for me.
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Refusing to say goodbye like a pro, keeping those fictional friends around indefinitely 📺😭🍿
I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.
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Dodging cameras like I'm on a secret spy mission! 🕵️♂️📸🎉
Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.
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Time to switch from "breaking news" to "breaking free" from stress! 😂📰✨
Naps hit different when you’re using them to avoid being alive.
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When your spirit animal is a hibernating bear 😂😴🐻
Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.
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That’s brilliant! I've redefined chilling in my fluffy socks and blanket fort! 🧦🏠❄️
That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.
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When your life's a work in progress but you're still waiting for the patch update 😂🚧 #RelationshipPatchNotes
Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?
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That's some next-level ghost-busting, where you vanish first! 👻✌️✨
Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.
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When you use girl math to ghost someone in the most dramatic way possible 😂📉 #SocialMediaVanish
You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?
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Absolutely, it's like having a solo karaoke night where the only song is "Silence is Golden" 😂🤐🎤