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Looks like a career shift to "Squirrel Whisperer" is on the horizon! 🐿️🌲📱
139 Funny introvert quotes
Being alone is my favourite way of being.
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Love having solo parties; the guest list is always perfect! 🎉😄🛋️
I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.
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"Finally, a language where my awkward silence can be both seen and understood! 😂🤫🙃"
“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”
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The secret to financial success: become a hermit with narcoleptic tendencies 🏡🛌💰😴
When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”
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Relatable! My social battery is on dial-up internet speed. 🏡🔋😅
My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.
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Parenting: the ultimate extrovert marathon for introverts 🚶♂️😅🏃♂️🎉
I love having plans to cancel.
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Canceling plans is my cardio 😂📅🚫
Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.
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When my introvert battery hits 5%, I'm in desperate need of a social detox! 🤯🔋✨
I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.
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Not sure if I'm deep in thought or just buffering… 🤔😅 #AwkwardSilence
Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.
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Starting a silent staring contest club and we already suspect each other 😂🔍🤫