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Sounds like those friends have a black belt in mind control! 🧠🤐😂
1336 Funny social quotes
If they made an AI website like ‘what your password says about you,’ I think everyone on here would make it a trend for three days.
Commentary:
This would be like getting roasted by a digital fortune cookie! 😂🔮
Animals are actually smarter than us because, in their packs, they don’t allow the weaker or retarded ones to lead them.
Commentary:
Guess I should learn from animals and stop letting my GPS guide me into never-ending loops! 🐾🗺️😅
Sometimes I want to socialise, but I don’t want to talk. I just want to be around, like a cat.
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Purr-fectly feeling this! 🐱🤫 Just let me silently judge from the corner. 🛋️😸
Someone needs to build an app called LinkedOut, where employees share what it was really like to work at these companies.
Commentary:
Finally, a place where job horror stories get their well-deserved spotlight! 😅📉
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one is listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
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When your story is so captivating that even crickets take a coffee break ☕️🦗 #FadeOutAndDisappear
You seem to be doomscrolling a lot for a girl who has books to read.
Commentary:
Doomscrolling: the ultimate plot twist no book could've prepared me for 📖➡️📱😂
People with 6 teeth defending people with 8 yachts is one of the greatest political achievements in modern history.
Commentary:
That's like a tooth fairytale where dentures and yachts are best friends! 😂🦷⛵️
People don’t say “hobby” anymore. They say, “I’m low-key autistic, and this is my current special interest and hyperfixation.”
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Using all that intense focus to become a master of obscure trivia, one hyperfixation at a time 😂🤓📚
It’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back.
Commentary:
They must have secret GPS powered by stilettos! 👠📍😂