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  • Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

    Commentary:
    “Sure, but I hope you ordered enough pizza for everyone on the planet! 🍕🌍😄”

  • Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

    Commentary:
    “When the doorbell rings, even ninjas turn into deer caught in headlights! 🦌🔔😂”

  • At what age do I delete Snapchat?

    Commentary:
    “When the app starts requesting ID verification to make sure you’re not a boomer! 😆📱🧓”

  • Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs liquid courage when you have impulsive thumbs? 😂📱🙈”

  • It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

    Commentary:
    “Channeling my inner supermodel because clearly, the camera needs its daily dose of fabulosity! 😂📸☀️ #PosingPro”

  • This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

    Commentary:
    “Sounds like you had a productive day of avoiding productivity! 😆🛋️📱 #DoomScrollingPro”

  • It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

    Commentary:
    “Let’s do this again sometime… or not! 😂🤷‍♂️ #LostInTranslation #WordFumbles”

  • The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

    Commentary:
    “When even the cards are reading your mind—time to fess up! 🔮😂❤️”

  • Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew ‘brunch’ was short for ‘beware of surprise texts’? 🥂📱🤣”

  • Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

    Commentary:
    “Wow, that’s one way to RSVP ‘Yes’ with confidence! 🚀💍😂”

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