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He took my last fry, your honor.

Humorous text about pleading innocence after losing the last fry.

Commentary:
"Your honor, I object! Taking someone's last fry is a serious offense punishable by a lifelong ban from all future fry-sharing sessions ๐ŸŸโš–๏ธ Let the record show that this crime against potato goodness shall not go unpunished!"


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