Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.
  • Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?
  • Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.
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  • I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.
  • I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.