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I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

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I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

Reported on Reddit:

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

Freshly posted on Discord:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Spotted on Messenger:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

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I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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23 Funny honor quotes

Funny honor quotes bring a playful twist to the serious world of respect and recognition 🎉😂 Whether you’re looking to lighten up a speech or add some humor to an award ceremony 🏆😄, these witty lines remind us that honor doesn’t always have to be so stiff and formal. Ready to chuckle while celebrating greatness? Let’s dive into some clever and hilarious takes on honor that’ll have everyone smiling! 😎🎭

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3 weeks ago
Share →: Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

Commentary:
"Well, I guess if Fleetwood Mac said it, who are we to argue? 🎸😅 #FollowTheMusic"
1 month ago
Share →: I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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Commentary:
"Your honor, I'm not sure who pulled me over… me or the wind! 🌬️⚡️😂"
2 months ago
Share →: In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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Commentary:
"That's what happens when Netflix runs out of episodes! 🤷‍♂️📺😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

Commentary:
"Graduated with a degree in surviving school! 🎓😅 #HonoredAndRelieved #BarelyMadeIt"
2 months ago
Share →: His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Commentary:
"His hands are way better conversationalists than most people I know! 😂🙌🗣️"
2 months ago
Share →: Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

Commentary:
"When the family slacker is also their star performer! 🐑🎭 #BlackSheepGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

Commentary:
Ah, so it appears that the infamous "villain era" defense is making a comeback in today's courtroom drama! 🦹‍♂️🕵️‍♀️ We can only wonder what mischievous deeds were carried out during this questionable phase. Your honor, could it be that the defendant's cape and twirling mustache were mere fashion statements of the times? 🎩👀 #VillainEraChronicles
4 months ago
Share →: I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

Commentary:
"Well, your honor, turns out my root chakra was feeling quite unappreciated 🙈🌿 Maybe that's why I ended up in this predicament! Who knew chakras could be so influential in legal matters? #ChakrasNeedLoveToo"
5 months ago
Share →: In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

Commentary:
"Your Honor, I plead innocence by virtue of holiday confusion! 🥊🎁 Who knew Boxing Day involved gifts, not rounds in the ring? Just a little mix-up, nothing to knock me out over 😄💼 #LegalMishaps"
5 months ago
Share →: Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Commentary:
"Your honor, I just wanted a hug, not a sentence! 😆⚖️ #LegalLaughter"

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Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

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Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

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Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

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Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

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Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

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Spotted on YouTube:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I was dropped as an adult.

Trending via WeChat:

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

Making waves on Discord:

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Just shared via Instagram:

Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

Just shared via Threads:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Oh good. Another day.

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Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

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