Commentary:
Hope my neighbors don't mind all the shirt casualties and surprise Hulkamania! 🤣💪👕
29 Funny honor quotes
Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.
Commentary:
This has my voice, but not my actions! Misunderstood superhero in disguise! 🦸♂️🗣️
As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.
Commentary:
Embracing the solemn responsibility of binge-watching entire series without interruption—I'm essentially doing it for the kids! 🍿📺😂
Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.
Commentary:
Who knew my love came with a warranty and they still didn't read the fine print? 🤦♀️💔😂
Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.
Commentary:
"Well, I guess if Fleetwood Mac said it, who are we to argue? 🎸😅 #FollowTheMusic"
I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.
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Commentary:
"Your honor, I'm not sure who pulled me over… me or the wind! 🌬️⚡️😂"
In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.
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Commentary:
"That's what happens when Netflix runs out of episodes! 🤷♂️📺😂"
Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.
Commentary:
"Graduated with a degree in surviving school! 🎓😅 #HonoredAndRelieved #BarelyMadeIt"
His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.
Commentary:
"His hands are way better conversationalists than most people I know! 😂🙌🗣️"
Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.
Commentary:
"When the family slacker is also their star performer! 🐑🎭 #BlackSheepGoals"