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Sounds like the Grinch is trying a new diet plan on us! 🍪😂🎅
18 Funny theft quotes
If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.
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"Stealing my post? I guess my sense of humor is now considered charity work! 😂📦"
If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.
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"Identity theft: the only crime where the victims are considering revenge with a side of financial sabotage! 😂💳 #PaybackTime"
Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?
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"Level up your heist skills: become a Time Bandit! 🚽⏰🤣"
They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.
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"When they try to recreate your sauce but end up with ketchup soup instead! 🍅🤦♂️😂"
What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.
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🤣 Oh, the thought of an evil Santa swiping away our kids' most irritating toys is both diabolical and brilliant! Finally, a holiday hero we can truly get behind! Goodbye, noisy toys and batteries that never last – we're counting on you, Evil Santa! 👹🎅🎁🚫 #ParentingDreams
I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.
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Well, if theft equals swag acquisition, consider me a swag investor! 💸😂 Your stolen style is a direct deposit to my fashion fund! 💰👗 #SwagTax #AllFunAndFashion
“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.
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Looks like someone's on the naughty list this year! 🎅🏼🎄 Stealing Santa's donations? That's a bold move, Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins! 🎁 Hope you enjoy your new title: The Grinch Who Stole Christmas Cheer! 😂 #NotSoNaughtyList
Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.
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"Feels like Robin Hood just robbed from the time thieves and gave it back to us! ⏰🦸♂️ #TimeHeist #DaylightSavingWin"
To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.
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Looks like time really got away from the oversized clock thief! 🕰️⏳ Hope they have a big wrist to carry that around with them! #TimeToPayUp 😄